Lyrics

Bladder Anxiety
(Parody of "Shut Up and Dance" by Walk the Moon) One Pork Chop In Each Hand by J.Mikes I'm at
Wake Me Up When The Movie Ends
Parody of "Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day One Pork Chop In Each Hand by J.Mikes This
I Date Myself With Things I Do
(Parody of "I Hate Myself For Loving You" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts) One Pork Chop In Each Hand
How Much I Love Meat
(Parody of "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback) One Pork Chop In Each Hand by J.Mikes Never could stick to
Allergies
Parody of "Honesty" by Billy Joel One Pork Chop In Each Hand by J.Mikes My head is clogged with mucusI’m
Sugar, We’ll Get Diabetes
(Parody of "Sugar, We're Goin Down" by Fall Out Boy) One Pork Chop In Each Hand by J.Mikes We’ll need
Not The Password
(Parody of "Honey I'm Good" by Andy Grammer) One Pork Chop In Each Hand by J.Mikes Nah, that's not the
Mint Milanos
(Parody of "Desperado" by The Eagles) One Pork Chop In Each Hand by J.Mikes Mint Milanos, I give you all
Crappier
(Parody of "Happier" by Marshmello Ft. Bastille) One Pork Chop In Each Hand by J.Mikes Playing Fortnite, you've been stinkingI
Horrified Bee
(Parody of "Glorified G" by Pearl Jam) One Pork Chop In Each Hand by J.Mikes What was sung?I’ve got no